Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Bush/Cheney presidency officially ended on January 20th, 2008. And yet, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, aka The Bush Legacy will live on long after, perhaps even after the next two presidential terms. The changes in this country from that point through today have been staggering to say the least. For many, it is difficult to even reference back to that time. Back in January, 2001, no one had the slightest idea what a YouTube, Bratz doll, MySpace, Wii, or an iPod was . None of them existed. Lost, Desperate Housewives, The Wire, and Mad Men, were only ideas in a producer's mind. John Paul II was still Pope. Barack Obama was still in the Illinois State Senate, Keifer Sutherland was still just the guy who got dumped by Julia Roberts, and Tom Brady was a fourth-string quarterback for the faceless New England Patriots.

How long ago was 2001? N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys were the biggest musical acts on the planet, and sold nearly 10 million records. Each. That’s how long ago.

And on January 2001, the words Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaeda were the furthest thing from household words. The country was still trying to come to grips with the unbelievable occurrence of oral sex taking place in the Oval Office. In retrospect, Monica Lewinsky may have changed the course of history, as the impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton would led to the incredible train wreck that was Election Day 2000, when Al Gore won the election, but lost the presidency.

George W. Bush and Richard Cheney were awarded the presidency, the Supreme Court acting as tie-breaker. At the time, there was much anger in among Democrats. By way of the Governor of Florida (Bush’s brother) The Florida Secretary of State (an appointee of the governors’) and the Supreme Court (five republican appointees) the feeling was that the election had been stolen. For some, there would be no assuagement. Others however, resigned themselves to the fact that George W. Bush was now president and we would just have to suck it up for the next four years, until he was inevitably bounced out of office. Besides, it was said, how much damage could this simpleton from Texas actually do?

Eight years later, we now know.

Iraq and Afghanistan. New Orleans and Katrina.

Abu Gharaib, Valerie Plame, “Mission Accomplished”, Terri Schiavo, Guantanamo, Swiftboat Veterans for Truth, The “Sancticity of Marriage”, Jack Abramoff, Scooter Libby, Tom Delay, and Dubai Ports.

“We will be greeted as liberators”

“You’re either with us or against us”

“No one could have expected this.”


The hard-line democrats of January 2001, were right in one sense: Bush would eventually prove amazingly unpopular with the America people. But getting to that point was a journey with more twists, turns, valleys and mountains than any novelist could have come up with.

As Bush/Cheney leaves office, neither of the men has anything much to say on the last 8 years beyond the rote generalities they have brought up at numerous SOTU addresses, press conferences and during the 2004 election. They have repeatedly said is that they are not concerned with their low approval numbers nor what historians will make of them. This is fact. Let the Bill Clintons and Richard Nixons of the world obsess and fret over their place in the national canon of the United States until they lie dead in their graves. Neither Bush or Cheney will lose much sleep in the years to come. They did what they needed to do and they succeeded.

Was the Bush Era a failure?

That depends on how you define "failure."

If George W. and co. sought to do the best possible job they could do in confronting the most dire issues of this young century, then yes, it has been an immense failure.

But any reasonable person could not possibly infer that this was their goal. Honest, competently run government by the Bush Administration was about as possible as a 7-year-old’s attempt to build a rocket ship to Mars out of a cardboard box. The 7-year-old does not fail per se, because success was never an option. By the same token, a successful presidency was never a goal for the Bush team. The goals of Bush were to grant favors to numerous corporate interests: Energy, Defense, and Pharmacy chief among them. From this standpoint, Bush was an enormous success. (Bush is without a doubt the man presaged by Eisenhower in his final speech: “Beware the unchecked influence of the military-industrial complex”)

The main goals of the Bush Administration were to do whatever they want and avoid too much scrutiny while doing it. Whatever the egghead constitutional lawyers and journalists wanted to say, let them say. Who listens to them anyway? No one that matters.

After all, the greatest asset of Bush/Cheney was the Republican Voter. They distrust the media, and lawyers and anyone else who would assault George W. Bush. Trying to argue things such as the harm the Bush/Cheney EPA has done to the environment, or cutting taxes during two wars, or bringing up the numerous constitutional violations of the last eight years would be akin to trying to explain to a 16-year old that she should put the Rihanna and Justin Timberlake cds aside and instead, listen to Frank Zappa or Residents instead. Even today, Bush enjoys a considerable amount of popularity among Republicans. Quite simply the Republican Voter speaks a different language.

Many bloggers will argue that the journalists of this country fell asleep at the wheel during the last eight years. Perhaps there was a period of time, after 9/11 that that is accurate. But walk into any major bookstore, go the current affairs or social sciences section and what do you see? Reams and reams of big, thick, books with titles like Fiasco, Hubris, Life Inside the Emerald City, The Assassin’s Gate, State of Denial, Ghost Wars, Angler, Absolute Power, etc ,etc. Bush and Cheney are easily the most researched and written about administration since Nixon. The number of books about Nixon and the five presidents that followed him, combined, do not begin to equal that on Bush/Cheney.

But as the eggheads, intellectuals and journalists were turning out their articles and books and appearing on Meet The Press and The MacNeil/Lehrer Report, Bush was preaching the message of God, Guns, and Gays. End of story. Rove and Co, speak the language. Those on the other side are mumbling in Urdu or Sanskrit.

We can call it The Culture War, the Blue-Red divide, or the impact of the “Values Voters” or any number of different names, but the fact remains: The hardcore Republican Voter feel that voting Republican is a national imperative, and that the country could devolve into chaos or communism if liberals are in power for too long. If Republicans have traditionally had one advantage in every election, it is that, since the days of Eisenhower, they have come out to vote in force, and in larger percentages than their democratic counterparts. As much as Republicans like to say these days that this is a “Center-Right” country, I would argue that this is a “Center-Right Voting” country.

(If this was a center-right country, it is safe to assume that we’d all be much better behaved than we are, especially in the “Red” States. Yet those states that most overwhelmingy voted Republican in the last three or more elections, lead the country in incarceration rates, firearm deaths, divorces, suicides, out of wedlock births, obesity and illiteracy. Wyoming, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama lead the pack in many of those categories. Note: I do not mean to cast aspersions on anyone who is divorced, obese or has had a child out of wedlock. I simply point out these statistics because the pious Republicans spend so much preaching morality on the campaign stump.)

Bush/Cheney knew the power they had with the Republican Voter, especially one fed up with blue dresses, "tree-huggers" and dear God, above all, Hilary. This is where Karl Rove came in. He played Republican Voters like Itzhak Perlman plays the Stradivarius. He was able to craft and coalesce a message that engaged the Republican Voter at gut level.

It is not that Rove’s tactics were unique: Every post-war Republican Administration has one thing in common: enemies. Threats. Clear and Present Dangers. Maybe they’re real. Maybe they’re just perceived. It doesn’t matter. Enemies are a valuable and powerful currency in politics.

Eisenhower had Russia and Korea. Nixon had the New York Times, hippies, feminists, and the Viet Cong. Ronald Reagan had “welfare queens driving Cadillac” and (again) the Russians. Bush the Senior had Saddam Hussein, drug kingpins, and Willie Horton.

What was different with Rove is that Bush/Cheney came in like a lamb. They did not trumpet their plans for running roughshod over the executive branch nor did they hurl invective at Democrats.(Monica Lewinsky was never directly invoked in 2000.) Bush campaigned as a "compassionate conservative" pledging bipartisanship, touting his record of “reaching across the aisle” as Texas governor. He repeatedly invoked “The Children” like Bill Clinton often did. His attitude towards African-Americans and Hispanics was one of genuine ease and comportment. His aw-shucks persona gave no ammunition to his critics. Once again, the fact that he was not a mental giant was all part of the program. Bush wasn’t trying to win over the “Washington Elites”. He was looking for Joe Six Pack, the guy who’s votes would actually matter. (Note: unlike a certain Alaskan governor, Bush would never actually use the term Joe Six-Pack. Another facet of Rove’s genius is that Bush speeches wouldn’t verbally condescend to voters.)

So Republicans and right-leaning moderates alike believed genuinely in the man. He wasn’t out of touch like his father or Bob Dole. And he didn’t give the appearance of being a power-mad tyrant like Newt Gingrich. And he wasn’t a “Washington Insider” like any of them. He was the kind of guy –and this will probably haunt the Republican party for at least the next twenty years – “that you could sit down and have a beer with”. Bush’s past of alcoholism was well known, but his conversion to Christianity became a strength and a good story for the press. He was the twice-elected governor of the second-most populated state in the union as well. Therefore Bush gave off a glow of down-to-Earth-ness, coupled with a Bush pedigree and Executive Know-How.

What could go wrong?

Well for starters, Republicans failed to read the fine print: As governor, Bush had given polluters free reign; in 1968, after graduating Yale, (exhausting all deferments) he had somehow bounded ahead of almost 100,000 applicants for a spot in the Texas Air National Guard; trying to make it in the oil business, his Arbusto Energy company would somehow fail to strike oil anywhere in Texas over the course of nine years; His losses are mitigated by old friends of his father’s; when he and some partners purchase baseball’s Texas Rangers, they get a new ballpark mostly financed by a sales-tax increase in Arlington.

To anyone thinking clearly, this is not exactly the sort of history that qualifies one to head the most powerful nation on Earth. But the Republican Voter allowed themselves to be swayed.

Incidentally, the reason we must refer to Bush/Cheney is because they were, at a minimum, equals in power. Richard Cheney (and Donald Rumsfeld) were Washington masterminds. They were old hands, going back to Gerald Ford’s brief time in office, and then on through the Reagan and Bush I eras. They knew the rules, and rule number one is access. Access to the Treasury, most of all. The powers that be love the Dick Cheneys of the world because he is one of them. Getting a man like that into the White House would be a godsend. He would be able grant them wishes as if he were the veritable genie of the lamp.

But Dick Cheney could never have been elected president directly; Courtney Love being elevated to Queen of England would be a more realistic scenario. He is exactly the wrong type of person for the modern age of political campaigning. He does not have the attitude, the personality nor the capacity for the horseshit that political elections require of its candidates. Compared to him, Richard Nixon was a veritable teddy bear. Thus a person was needed to be The Candidate, i.e., kiss the babies, do the diner sit-downs in Iowa, preach ideology and present a comfortable, non-threatening face that can satisfy both the Republican Voter, and the Moderate ones.

Enter George W. Bush. To the experienced, it was clear that George W. would be the face, and Cheney would be the puppet master with backup from Rumsfeld, Rove and Paul Wolfowitz. George W. would be an effective counteraction to the staid and oh-so serious Al Gore.

And so of course, the year 2000 ended with Bush/Cheney in power.

And then, came September 11th.

And then the Iraq war.

So much has been written about Iraq, there’s no need to go into all the lies and incompetence in this essay. There is perhaps no better way to succinctly put the War into perspective than this paragraph from Peter W. Galbraith’s painstakingly researched book, The End of Iraq:


“The Bush administrations’ grand ambitions for Iraq were undone by arrogance, ignorance and political cowardice. [It ] was a bungled effort at nation-building that was characterized by ineffective administration, constantly shifting political direction, an inability to restore essential services (including electricity), economic decline, mismanagement of billions of dollars, corruption and a failed effort to build a new Iraqi military and police. “


And that is just one example of something we shall have to live with for some time. That is why – in my first sentence – I said the Bush/Cheney presidency will only be partially over. There are perhaps ticking time bombs that we may not even know exist that will come to bear over the next years or even a decade from now.

So while no one from the Bush/Cheney administration cares to open themselves up to self-examination, it is certainly in the best interests of the public to do so, if for no other reason to understand that a man like George W Bush must never again be permitted to take seat in the White House.

Renowned author and historian Alvin S. Felzenberg (author of The Leaders We Deserved and Some We Didn’t) came up with a much-lauded grading system for our past presidents: He judged them on six criteria – Character, Vision, Competence, Economics, Civil Rights, and National Defense/Foreign Policy. Taking these standards in mind, I have taken the evidence of the past eight years as presented in the public record, and applied them to the Bush/Cheney presidency.



1) CHARACTER: (BEST EXAMPLES: WASHINGTON, LINCOLN, EISENHOWER, REAGAN)

Felzenberg describes presidential character thusly:


[The presidents with the best character] had the courage to risk public displeasure and even political defeat by adhering to the course that they had set. None were known to have harbored grudges or to have allowed their personal piques and prejudices to determine how they related to allies and adversaries. While none were strangers to failure and all had occasional moments of self-doubt, all remained optimistic that they would succeed in office and that the nation would be better for their efforts. While all were pragmatists, none lost the spirit of idealism that they had exhibited during their youth. None displayed the slightest sign of having grown cynical in their years of service. [Those with the worst character] all aspired to political careers at an early age. Each made ethical or professional .”


Bush/Cheney fail here and it has nothing to do with the past of either men (Cheney spent a lot of time dodging Vietnam too) ; starting from the point of his first term as Texas governor, we can see that Bush/Cheney's allegiance has always been to well-endowed political donors, which usually means of course, those industries that stand to benefit well from political favors. Neither of these two men had anything in the way of idealism in their youths, but cynicism? They had buckets of that. We shall return to this category at the end before granting a grade.

2) VISION: (BEST EXAMPLES: LINCOLN, TEDDY ROOSEVELT, REAGAN)

Bush and Cheney had the same reasons for seeking the White House that people want to climb Mount Everest do: Because it’s there. (Actually another Bush goal – even subconsciously – may have been to surpass his father while simultaneously redeeming himself in the old man’s eyes for his misspent youth)

Otherwise, the “vision thing” was outsourced. Bush’s corporate backers and an army of lobbyists generated many Bush policies, including most famously, Cheney’s energy task force – almost 60 of them came from the oil and coal industry. Of course, lobbyists may have been superfluous, since just about every Bush/Cheney political appointee came from a previous corporate job. Almost 52 Bush/Cheney appointees had come from working for Enron alone. Gale Norton, Secretary of the Interior was the proverbial fox in the henhouse.
Before being named Secretary in 2001, Norton was senior counsel at Brownstein, Hyatt & Farber, P.C., a lobbying firm for NL Industries, suppliers of titanium dioxide a chemical used in several paints. They were a defendant in at least fourteen federal environmental and personal injury lawsuits. She was also Colorado Attorney General where she fought vigorously against enforcement of environmental laws. This is just one example of how the Bush cabinet served corporate concerns first and foremost.


Bush/Cheney grade: F

3) COMPETENCE (BEST EXAMPLES: FDR, EISENHOWER)

Felzenberg takes a well-rounded view of competence. It involves, the ability to communicate effectively goals and policies to other politicians as well as the public; the ability to achieve policy objectives; and third, to respond effectively to unforeseen events. From that standpoint, Bush/Cheney does relatively well with number one, so-so with number two, but fails utterly with number three.

Bush/Cheney had three strong advantages coming into office in 2001, (and gained another huge one after 9/11). They knew exactly what they wanted to do, who they wanted to please, and who they needed to plead their case to.

They adhered strictly to Republican Dogma where everything can be either classified as Pro- or Anti- columns: they were Pro-business, (and therefore anti-union and anti-environment), pro-Gun, Pro-Church-and-State,(defined as “pro values”) , anti-tax, anti-abortion, and anti-Gay. Everything that the Bush Legacy encapsulates flows from these positions. It did not require complicated schematics or ten-point plans to get simple messages like “tax cuts” across, especially when couched in terms such as “Tax Relief For the Middle Class”. But not only was Rove able to talk clearly and cleanly to the Republican Voter about these things, he was able to anticipate Democratic arguments and to converse the argument back onto them, and label them “obstructionists” who were trying to impede progress. For example when Democrats in the House objected to making Bush’s tax cuts permanent after 9/11 (and again after the Iraq War had started) , they were labeled as calling for “a tax increase” even though it would have been no such thing; taxes would have only been back to where they were as of January 2001. But again, with the Republican Voter as their audience, one only too quick to believe anything bad about Democrats, such chicanery won out easily.

This is one of the most unique things when talking about Bush/Cheney; all of their policies were put through the filter of being “Good for the American People”, even when they clearly were not. But again, the Republican Voter is quick to put faith in their elected officials, anyone who can protect them from the “tax and spend Democrats” who, somehow, in their eyes, drove this country to ruin between 1992-2000.

Right after 9/11, just about everything that happened before seemed to be utterly irrelevant. The shape of America changed, not overnight, but in mere hours, it seemed. The rampant illegalities of the 2000 Election (which were still an issue at that time) faded into the dim past as if it happened 20 or 30 years ago. George W Bush was now a Leader (capital “L” intentional) and many Americans who did not vote for him (a majority in the country) felt obligated to fall in line behind the Bush/Cheney administration.

Osama Bin Laden was not chosen to be Time magazine’s Man of the Year (the Man of the Year is supposed to be a person who had the most effect on the planet, for better or for worse. Time felt the need to go with the safe choice of Rudy Giuliani, (who, like Bush, was terribly disliked by much of his constituency at 9am on Tuesday, September 11th.) but there can be no doubt that it is bin Laden would change the course of history forever like few men ever had.

One of Osama’s unintended consequences was to secure, for George W Bush, a mandate which he had not had up until 9/11. Bin Laden, gave him the wherewithal to be accepted by a huge mass of the American people. Osama provided him, literally, with a loudspeaker, to trumpet the Bush/Cheney administrations goals. Osama conferred legitimacy on Bush/Cheney; from this point on George W. Bush, the mediocre Yale student, the failed oilman, the failed House candidate, the family Black Sheep, was no more. In his place stood George W. Bush, Commander-In-Chief in The War On Terror. (More than one writer has noted that if Osama sought to destroy America, his boosting of George W. Bush’s stature with the American people was a cunning, if roundabout, method to accomplish the feat.)

Of course, another advantage Rove had in his arsenal was the vast sea of right-wing media at his beck and call. Just as the job of managing the war was given to mercenaries like Blackwater, just as the job of formulating energy policy was given to the energy companies, so to were the duties of public affairs and campaigning handed over to Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation (Fox News, The New York Post, The Weekly Standard) , Rush Limbaugh, James Dobson and a host of other hard-right outlets.

Fox News alone provided a bumper crop of lieutenants: Bill O’ Reilly, Sean Hannity, John Gibson, Oliver North, Neil Cavuto, and Michelle Malkin were on the front lines for the Bush/Cheney, and gave gold medal performances. Fox labeled themselves as “Fair and Balanced” but were of course in daily contact with Rove and the White House press office. If 9/11 was a boon to Bush it was manna from heaven for the right-wing media. They were like zoo animals freed from captivity and allowed to run wild in the streets. No longer would they be limited to cute little phrases like “feminazis” and “tree huggers”. From now on, they would be able say, with all due seriousness, that anyone who opposed George W. Bush and any actions he took before, during or after 9/11 was nothing less than a Traitor.

Prior to 9/11, this sort of invective would have been unthinkable. The Republican Dogma of Pro- and Anti- gained a new collorary: You were either for George W. Bush or for Osama Bin Laden. Shades of grey were eliminated. A bumper crop of right-wing authors, radio and TV hosts rose to fame during 2002 and 2003: Laura Ingraham , Jonah Goldberg, and – perhaps the absolute bottom of the barrel, Michael Savage and Ann Coulter. There was a metaphysical arms race to see who could come up with the worse scenario on what do with liberals (concentration camps were mentioned by the most extreme) who failed to comply with the Bush World Order.

Of course, the White House ostensibly had nothing to do with Fox or Rush Limbaugh, (and indeed the level of rhetoric was far less than genteel than anything Rove would ever officially approve of) but they basked in comfort behind the Jericho-like bulwark provided by their right-wing deputies. Fox’ ratings went through the roof, while CNN and MSNBC floundered; right-wing authors dominated the New York Times best-sellers lists and were invited to speak at colleges; ratings for Rush Limbaugh and James Dobson’s radio shows skyrocketed ; perhaps the apotheosis of this whole period was the brouhaha over some documents supposedly proving that Bush had skipped out on his National Guard Service back in the late 60s. Dan Rather and CBS (one of the biggest “Liberal Media” targets of the right wing) took the documents at their word but later it was discovered they were faked. The resulting uproar cost Rather his job. The right wingers rejoiced.

Even the growing success of NASCAR and Wal-Mart bode well for the Republicans as these were solid components of "Red State Culture". (There are of course, no Wal-Marts located above the Mason-Dixon line) The 1,880 days between September 11, 2001 and November 7, 2006 were a boom period for right-wing media easily comparable to the dot-com era. It is not for nothing that Rove and Hugh Hewitt could prophesize that a Republican permanent majority was coming, where Republicans would control the White House and Congress for decades.

With this aid, it was no problem for Bush/Cheney to push their agenda like the drug plan, the Patriot Act, Credit Card reform, etc ,etc. Of course, the same lobbyists giving Bush/Cheney its cues were also in the ears of several congressmen; there was little Lyndon Johnson-type arm-twisting that was necessary to get representatives from both parties to go along with many of the corporate policies of the Bush/Cheney White House.

Conversely, the right wing media was instrumental in hiding important facts about their policies. They could be counted on not to report certain things or to request that other policies not be investigated too closely. They could also be counted on to attack and discredit anyone who did.

Now as far as implementing policy, the record is mixed; once again, where policies were meant to benefit corporate America, there were few problems. One of the hallmarks of Bush’s record in Texas and the White House, was for corporations to police themselves. Which they did. (Think Chinatown , Serpico or L.A. Confidential for the police departments they modeled themselves after)

But where Bush/Cheney was in charge of implementing policy out of its own yard, things get dicier, the most obvious example being the two wars. And if there’s anything that Bush/Cheney get an absolute F Minus in, it’s the ability to respond to unforeseen circumstances.

Let us consider the now-famous picture of Bush relaxing at the ranch in Crawford reading (allegedly) the CIA report “Osama Bin Laden Determined To Strike In The US” in August 2001. There is the fact that not a single senior official was fired in the wake of 9/11. Despite the fact that FBI Director Robert Mueller and AG John Ashcroft both received warnings of a hijacking plot in late August. In addition, foreign intelligence from the Philippines, Russia, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, and Morocco warned of hijacking plots in the US as well.

Concerning the Iraq War, as of now there are 4200+ dead U.S. soldiers, and another 30,000+ injured. The U.S. Army, its machinery, and it’s troops have been stretched to the breaking point, with troops doing multiple tours of duty. Why? Because no one in charge expected they would be there this long.

The Sunni and Shia civil war has waned, but not ended by any means. And even as Iraq has cooled, Afghanistan has fired up again. Clearly, this administration was out of its depth believing it could handle two military fronts. But again, was that ever the goal? Bush/Cheney’s incompetence increased the monster profits seen by defense companies. Given that we have determined that Bush/Cheney’s aims were to privatize the U.S. government , it can be concluded that rank incompetence was not merely a by-product of Bush/Cheney but an absolute intent. (and given the amount of jury-rigged evidence – the rationale for the Iraq War -- that has come to light since 2003 such as The Downing Street Memo, what other conclusion can one make?)

One of the bigger scandals that has gone almost completely unnoticed, except by 60 Minutes, is the incredible case of the missing $12B, (yes that’s a “B”) that has disappeared without a trace. This money was from the Federal Reserve to Baghdad where it supposed to be dispensed by the Coalition Provisional Authority, headed by Paul Bremer. A company called NorthStar Consultants was supposed to be in charge of auditing and inventory. NorthStar has since turned out to be little more than a shell company whose “branch” addresses are in a suburban home in La Jolla, CA and a P.O. Box in the Bahamas.

Of course that $12B is only the biggest part of the waste and fraud that has taken place in Iraq. Halliburton was charging the U.S. for 42,000 daily meals for soldiers while only serving 14,000. Former Halliburton subsidiary KBR has been sued multiple times since the war began, and some 80 employees have reportedly become whistle-blowers. Some of the charges include that KBR let the Army store dead bodies in refrigerated trucks regularly used for food and drink transport and storage , and then went back to using them for that same purpose. A clear infraction of military and civilian health rules. (As well as those of common sense) In addition, of some 200 trucks the company transported to Iraq only 25% would work at any given time. Many of them had been bought at second-hand car lots.

Custer Battles was a company that was awarded $17m to protect civilian aircraft flights into Baghdad International Airport. At the time they had no employees beyond the two main partners, one of whom, Michael Battles was the GOP candidate who ran (hopelessly) against Patrick Kennedy for Kennedy's Massachusetts House seat. They were able to get this money despite rules stating that a contractor has to have the capacity to fulfill a contract. In the space of a year, they were awarded $100M total in no-bid contracts.

Much of the wrongdoing will never come to light, and even if it does, there’s precious little anyone can do about it. In the five years since the beginning of the Iraq War the Bush administration has not litigated a single case against any war profiteer under the False Claims Act.

Before the war, it was stated by Donald Rumsfeld and Mitch Daniels, the director of the Office of Management and Budget that the war would cost a total of $60M maximum. To date, the direct cost of the Iraq war along is 10 times that amount. That’s 50% higher than the cost of Vietnam and four times higher than that of WWII.

Add in Afghanistan, and the direct costs of both wars adds up to $800m. The administration failed to account for the deadly IEDs that the enemy would employ; they often leave armored soldiers living but cause the brain to dislodge inside the skull, causing severe brain damage. In addition, they failed to realize how many National Guard units and independent contractors (mercenaries) would be utilized.
But that is merely the direct cost.

Neither the Pentagon nor the Bush Administration added in future costs in the estimate, especially medical care for veterans or the families the dead leave behind. 4100+ have been killed. Another 260,000 have been treated at veterans’ care facilities. Nor were inflation, increased fuel prices and interest factored in. Nor of restoring the military to pre-war strength. As the title of his book, The Trillion Dollar War insinuates, Economist Joseph E. Stiglitz estimates that we will eventually spend $2.8 trillion and 4.5 trillion on Bush’s War.

Another unforeseen consequence has been the rise of Hamas over Fatah in the 2006 Palestinian election. In June, 2002, Bush announced that the U.S. wanted parliamentary elections in Palestine in 2005. After Yasser Arafat died that date was pushed back to 2006. Many in the Fatah government said they weren’t ready ( Bush and Condoleeza Rice, in another story that has drawn little interest tried to overthrow Hamas from power in 2007 in a top secret coup, that failed miserably.) Instead of getting rid of Hamas, the U.S. backed insurgency of Muhammad Dahlan, a Fatah soldier, inspired Hamas to seize total control of Gaza. So therefore the most recent flare-up between Israel and Hamas can be directly linked to the incompetence of the Bush administration.

Therefore, it is concluded that Bush/Cheney was able to persuade large majorities to follow their ideas, defense strategies and policies. But those ideas and policies were backed by the flimsiest of rationales and a whole-heartedly bankrupt and soulless plot to enrich defense companies. And they couldn’t even do it correctly.

GRADE: F MINUS

4) ECONOMIC POLICIES (BEST EXAMPLES: WASHINGTON, LINCOLN, T. ROOSEVELT, REAGAN)

Felzenberg asks three questions: Did this president improve the performance of the US did this President improve the performance of the US economy during his time in office? Did the president improve the economic infrastructure of the country? Did this President sustain the social contract and expand the economic opportunities available to all Americans?

Many would see this as a loaded questions. There are things that a president can do to control the economy of course, but there are also things that he cannot. Certainly the temptation to blame Bush for every job lost over his presidency is strong, but would be inaccurate. Advances in technology started an acceleration in output and worker productivity that has led to more automation and therefore, less jobs in some sectors. NAFTA paved the way for more jobs to leave America and that happened on Bill Clinton’s watch. Detroit had problems before Bush came to office and will have them after he leaves.

Having said that however, in general, especially in context of economic infrastructure, Bush/Cheney fails miserably: their tax cuts benefited the richest 5% in the nation; the average citizen saved a whopping $300 in taxes. Those tax cuts caused the surplus grown by Clinton into a gaping deficit.

According to those in the know, an ultimate goal for Bush/Cheney was to eliminate the progressive tax system and replace it with a consumption or sales tax. (Admittedly, this goal is not unique to Bush/Cheney; Republican dogma commands that the IRS one day be completely dismantled) This plan would, of course, put millions of lower-class and middle-class families in a higher tax bracket than the wealthy.

Bush wanted another $750M in tax cuts, wanted to make them permanent, and wanted to abolish the Estate Tax, even after 9/11. Indeed, 9/11 was used as a reason to make them permanent. (Arianna Huffington famously dubbed this “Operation Enduring Avarice”)

Another blot on Bush/Cheney ‘s record: in the 27 months following January 2001, the economy lost 3 million jobs after having created 1.7 million in 2000 alone. It was the longest sustained period without job growth since the 1930s.
Part and parcel with that comes Health Insurance, or rather the lack of. After declining in 1999 and 2000, the number of Americans without health insurance increased by 1.4 million. Also, doctors and hospital began to turn away Medicare patients as the government cut reimbursements. Bush/Cheney’s answer to this: blame it on lawyers who brought “excessive” malpractice suits on doctors, thus raising the cost of health care in the country.

And then there’s the EITC: The Earned Income Tax Credit. Giving working families back thousands of dollars per-child, the program is credited with keeping many borderline families out of poverty. Yet, in 2003, Bush/Cheney changed the standards for proof of eligibility for the EITC, stating there “rampant fraud” in the program. Critics charged that many families wouldn’t be able to meet these new standards and even those that did would now have to spend money getting commercial tax-preparers to wade through the thicket of paperwork that was to come.

In one very strange way, Bush did try to extend economic opportunities to some of those on the lowest totem pole in this country, and was pilloried for it by his own party. Bush’s proposal to grant amnesty to undocumented aliens in this country inspired howls of protest from Republicans. His failure to get the bill passed is one of the few policy failures he had to endure. (Note: The debate over illegal immigrants was one with various benefits for the White House: it was of course a boon to various industries – meatpacking, hotels, the fast food industry – to have inexhaustible supply of cheap labor. And it was a priority of Rove’s and Bush’s to get more Hispanics on board with the Republican party. Had amnesty passed, Bush would have gotten all the credit – despite all the Democrat backing he had – and the Republican party could possibly have found itself gaining a majority of the Hispanic vote. The Republican Voter’s failure to support Bush on this may cost them dearly in more election cycles to come.)

Overall, Bush/Cheney has crippled the nation’s capacity for economic growth in one exceptional way: between 2001 and 2005 Bush/Cheney borrowed $1.05 trillion from the U.S. Treasury. (Putting Iraq and Afghanistan on the credit card as it were) .
The first 42 presidents prior to Bush/Cheney borrowed $1.01 Trillion. COMBINED.

GRADE: D minus , but could drop further in the future pending revelations of more shady dealings and greater repercussions in the future.


5) PRESERVING AND EXTENDING LIBERTY (BEST EXAMPLES: LINCOLN, GRANT, JOHNSON)

How did Bush/Cheney protect and advance the freedoms that the nation’s framers proclaimed to be the rights of all Americans?

Here of course, Bush/Cheney fails utterly. Perhaps they are not as bad as Andrew Jackson and his “Trail of Tears”. Perhaps they are not as bad as those who promulgated slavery (Polk, Fillmore, and others). But nevertheless, they have done severe damage. The terrific book The Dark Side: The Inside Story of How The War on Terror Turned Into a War on American Ideals, Jane Meyer does a line by line itemization of Bush/Cheney’s various constitutional violations.

After 9/11 it is said that a small group of lawyers in the White House and Justice Department who dubbed themselves “the War Council” actively decided that 9/11 was reason enough to usher in new, broad presidential powers. (Suddenly the sobriquet “King George” originally bestowed on the de facto anointed nominee back in 1999, took on a whole new – and chilling – meaning)

The bottom line is that they took Nixon’s words –“ When the President Does It It is Not Illegal” – and modified it to say “When the President Does It In The Name of National Security, It Is Not Illegal”.

Walking through this doorway, we enter a hall of horrors: The Patriot Act. FISA. Gitmo. Waterboarding and the absolute disowning of the Geneva Conventions. The Suspension of Habeas Corpus. Executive Privilege. Extraordinary Rendition. Secret Military Tribunals. Unrestricted Records Searching. Arresting non-violent protesters. Giving the CIA back its powers to spy within the U.S. Increasing the power of the FBI to do so as well. Patriot Act II.

In fact, Bush/Cheney did not even wait to take office – or Election Day 2000 -- before violating liberties. In summer of 2000 Florida’s secretary of state Katherine Harris sent the election board a list of 57,000 (mostly black) citizens who should be removed because they were “possibly” convicted felons. Many on the list, of course, were not, and others had only been convicted of misdemeanors. Post November 7th, Bush/Cheney again began presaging their assault on civil liberties when several congressional staffers were sent Miami-Dade to the building where the recount was taking place, to harass and intimidate the election officials.

With Right-wing extremist Richard Ashcroft appointed Attorney General, the tone was set early for the rampant lawbreaking of Bush/Cheney. Detailing all of Bush/Cheney’s Constitutional assaults has taken up several books. Suffice it to say, that even Richard Nixon’s crimes pale in comparison to those of Bush/Cheney.

GRADE: F MINUS MINUS. (That’s not a misprint, I say minus twice, because the standard grading system will not permit us to go any lower. )


6) DEFENSE. NATIONAL SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY
(BEST EXAMPLES: WASHINGTON, MONORE, POLK, T.ROOSEVELT, FDR)

Basically the bulk of Bush’s foreign policy is, of course, Iraq. And as already discussed in Competence, it has been an enormous failure. Some will say straight out that the invasion is the worst foreign policy decision in U.S. History.

Afghanistan appeared to be a success at first, but then came the reports that as U.S. troops allegedly had Osama Bin Laden and his men cornered at the caves of Tora Bora, the men were told to pull back and end the pursuit. "We don't know to this day whether Mr. bin Laden was at Tora Bora," Is what General Tommy Franks wrote in an Oct. 19, 2004, Op-Ed article in The New York Times. Intelligence assessments on the Qaeda leader's location varied, Franks continued, and bin Laden was "never within our grasp." In spring of 2005, however, the Pentagon, after a Freedom of Information Act request, released a document to The Associated Press that says Pentagon investigators believed that bin Laden was at Tora Bora and that he escaped.

Felzenberg says the best presidents in this department are those who can achieve international objectives without resorting to war. When that proved impossible they provided the leadership necessary to prevail in a necessary or inevitable war. The worst? They allowed themselves to be tossed about by events or pursued policies that proved harmful to the nation’s interests.

Bush/Cheney have actually invented a new category. They actually manufactured a war out of whole cloth. Saddam Hussein was certainly a dictator who tortured and killed his enemies, but he had nothing to do with 9/11, nor did he have the much vaunted, "weapons of mass destruction."

To this day, Bush/Cheney blames the “faulty intelligence” they received for the mistakes in the war. Of course, this ignores the fact of the many voices calling for diplomacy and inspections at the time. (Once again, this shows the ability of Bush/Cheney to push public policy both by itself and through the intermediates at Fox, et al.)

But beyond the direct tragedies cause by the Iraq Invasion, the broader” War On Terrorism” was another casualty: It is generally agreed that the methods Bush/Cheney used to fight terrorism actually made things worse. While Al-Qaeda has been defanged thanks to the materials and hard drives the U.S. military seized during the opening blitz into Afghanistan, we still do not, after seven plus years, have Osama Bin Laden. Most military leaders agree that, while free, bin Laden still has the power to inspire. Also, remaining Al-Qaeda have learned to avoid all electronic communications. They have adapted to new realities. Many see the continued occupation of Iraq as reason enough to continue bin Laden’s jihad.

In 2006, a potential attack was halted in London by Scotland Yard. Many took this opportunity to signal that the War on Terrorism needed to be waged less by the Pentagon and more by a network of spies and policeman. But Bush/Cheney repeatedly rejected this view.

One rationale for the war was that “Democracy will spread across the Middle East”. That, to say the least, has not happened. Certainly some Middle Eastern that were already quite moderate (Qatar, Bahrain, the UAE, Jordan) have continued their progress, especially in the advancement of rights for women. But Saudi Arabia and Egypt, two of our closest “allies” continue their dictatorial ways. Iran of course, decided that electing a loon like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the best way to respond to their new neighbor. And we already mentioned Hamas.

There are other failures in foreign policy, non-Iraq related: Bush/Cheney rejected the ABM Treaty, the Biological Weapons Convention, the Nuclear Weapons Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty, the convention on banning landmines, The UN Conference on small arms, and the Kyoto accord on global warming.

On the subject of National Security, Bush/Cheney were again, huge failures. Bush’s tax cuts hurt spending on defense: both he and Cheney repeatedly rebuffed requests for increased spending. A bill that would have required chemical plants to have stiffer protections was lobbied against by – guess who? – the chemical industry and Republicans largely voted against it. Various nuclear weapons facilities also had lax security. The same held true for airports and seaports.

Then there is the subject of the 9/11 Commission. First, Bush/Cheney rejected the call for such a commission. It was only through the demands of families of 9/11 victims that they finally relented. When finally announced, Bush/Cheney said it would cooperate fully the Commission. But both Bush and Cheney refused to testify before the Commission. They also held back funding for it. Two years after the Commission’s report was handed in, Bush/Cheney had only partly complied with the recommendations. Their efforts in that regard garnered a C-grade from the Commission.

On this subject in general, though, Bush/Cheney gets an F.

CHARACTER (AGAIN)

As far as character, with all the evidence we have, what rating can Bush/Cheney get other than a Double F Minus?

For a view of Bush’s character even before entering the White House, we can cite the refusual of Governor Bush to grant a stay of execution for convicted murderer Karla Faye Tucker. Tucker had been part of a gang that committed a gruesome ax slaying in the early 80s had found religion while imprisoned and was sentenced to die. Several clergymen, prison officials and human rights groups had joined in imploring Bush to commute the sentence. Not free Tucker, mind you, merely let her spend the rest of her days in prison.

Bush refused.

Not long after, the recovered alcoholic and “reformed sinner” was on the campaign trail, touting himself as a “compassionate conservative”.

From that point on there are any number of things you can point to that reveal the character of Bush/Cheney. Basically, at any point where the federal government had a chance to help the most vulnerable in our society, Bush/Cheney would always, without fail, say no:

• SCHIP, the source of funds for states to provide health care to uninsured children, had proposed raises in funding vetoed by Bush multiple times.
• Regarding any federal program that dealt with AIDS or other STDs, Bush/Cheney would approve no federal funding for any program that did not champion abstinence as the primary method of avoiding STDs
• The “Mission Accomplished” Fiasco. That George W. Bush, a man who leapfrogged in front of hundreds in the state of Texas to join the Air National Guard and therefore avoid Vietnam would do a photo up in a fighter jet borders on the obscene. Throw in the fact that Dick Cheney had gotten married and had a child specifically so he could get draft deferments number four and five, and it goes right past obscene. Then consider that a couple of years’ later, when Mission was clearly NOT Accomplished, Bush/Cheney claimed that the banner was the creation of the crew of the USS Lincoln. (It is worth noting that, in the modern era, not a single President who was also a war veteran – Eisenhower, Kennedy, Nixon, Ford, Carter or Bush’s father – ever wore their military uniform after becoming president.)
• While Hurricane Katrina was laying waste to New Orleans, Bush was at a naval base with a country singer for a photo op. Unfortunately it turned into one of the most tone-deaf moments in presidential history.
• Enron, Bush’s biggest corporate backer, who engineered the rolling blackouts that plagued the West Coast, cost Democratic California governor Gray Davis his job. Democrat Max Cleland was branded an “al-Qaeda sympathizer” by his GOP opponent in the 2002 Georgia Senate race. (Cleland is a Vietnam veteran who lost both legs and an arm in the conflict). Bush/Cheney approved all this and more by their silence.
• Bush/Cheney wrapped themselves in the flag at every opportunity and stated that any criticism of the war was a criticism of the “brave men and women fighting for their country”. However, as thousands of those brave men and women have returned – whether in coffins or on stretchers – they have been failed at every turn. “The Administration strongly opposes these provisions that would allocate an additional $1.3 billion for VA medical care." That is a direct quote to Congress regarding an appropriations bill to increase VA funding, by then-Office of Management and Budget Director Joshua Bolton. Elsewhere America learned of soldiers buying their own Kevlar vests, and scrap metal to fortify their helmets, sub-standard facilities in VA hospitals here, claims by Iraq vets denied. (Victims of head injuries from IED’s were asked to prove they did NOT have those conditions prior to going to Iraq)
• After Lewis “Scooter” Libby was found guilty of obstruction and perjury in the Valerie Plame case, Bush promptly commuted his sentence, in sharp contrast to how he handled the case of Karla Faye Tucker.
• As stated before, under Bush/Cheney the Interior and the EPA assaulted even minimum protections designed to keep skies clear and water unpolluted. Under Bush/Cheney corporations (mining, oil, logging, etc) became the de facto stewards of the land.
• Under Bush/Cheney funds were cut for federal programs such as job training, libraries, HUD’s Hopes Six program, Boys and Girls Club of America, the Even Start Family Literacy Project, the Mine Safety and Health Administration, and Americorps.
• Speaking of miners, who do one of the most dangerous jobs in 21st century America, Bush repealed Bill Clinton’s Black Lung Regulations that helped miners dying from Black Lung to claim benefits from the mining industry.
• In June, 2004, Dick Cheney got into an argument on the Senate Floor with Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt) regarding Cheney’s ties to Halliburton and Bush’s judicial nominees. The exchange ended with Cheney telling Leahy “Go fuck yourself”.
And there may be no better place to end this than with Cheney, and this exchange he had in March 2008 with ABC’s Martha Raddatz.

CHENEY: On the security front, I think there’s a general consensus that we’ve made major progress, that the surge has worked. That’s been a major success.
RADDATZ: Two-third of Americans say it’s not worth fighting.
CHENEY: So?
RADDATZ So? You don’t care what the American people think?
CHENEY: No. I think you cannot be blown off course by the fluctuations in the public opinion polls.


“So?”

“So”? You say?

Yes. “So”

That’s it. The objections of a majority of Americans mean less than nothing to Dick Cheney. All the damage they have foisted on Iraq, all the families both here and abroad that have been torn apart, all the bad policy, all the dead soldiers, all those that have survived but missing limbs, brain fragments or with melted faces.
All this merits is a “So?”

With that one word though, we were given a perhaps the most succinct post-mortem of the Bush/Cheney administration.

In his book, Felzenberg did not grade Bush/Cheney as, at the time of the book’s writing, they were still in power. However, he did write an epilogue where, perhaps in advance of the 2008 Election, gave some advice on what to look for in a president. In finding what one should look for he, stated voters should:

• Sound out a sense of purpose
• Examine how they met adversity in life
• Look for broad life experiences
• Probe for a natural curiosity
• Seek a well developed sense of integrity
• Crave humility

And as for what to avoid in a candidate?

• Watch out for cynicism and complacency
• Stay away from whiners
• Stay away from Know-It-Alls
• Stay away from candidates with a narrow focus.
• Be leery of unrelenting ideologues
• Stay away from bearers of grudges
• Eschew tendencies toward bald assertions of power

You could hardly find a better way to describe Bush or Cheney, then with these statements. And if some of these qualities (or anti-qualities as it were) were not in evidence in 2000, than they certainly were in 2004. Yet thanks to the powers of persuasion of Karl Rove, and the marketing of Bush/Cheney by the right-wing media, and an American public loathe to dispose of a “Wartime President” they managed to eke out a win that hinged only on one state.

Bush/Cheney are easily the worst administration of the last 70 years. If they are graded on a scale, they can be said to compare favorably with the presidencies of Andrew Jackson, Millard Fillmore and perhaps even Woodrow Wilson. (After all, the treatment of slaves, Indians, Jews and women were of no issue during the last eight years)

But regardless, they stand revealed as an administration that did not serve the people at all. They served Corporate America and themselves. And, as many a political pundit has noted, January of 2008 could not have arrived too soon.
And yet, Bush apologists, of which there are many still have not had their appetite satiated. This summer, they appeared ready to nominate Republican candidate John McCain, solely on the strength of his vice-president pick, Sarah Palin. Palin, in less than two years as Alaskan governor has already racked up a number of outstanding ethical and legal foibles (many with a distinct resemblance to the hijinks perpetuated by Bush/Cheney) . The hard liners of the Republican Party have made it clear that they want her to be the nominee in 2012.

This is why a swift appraisal of Bush/Cheney is so important. The extremists of this country will stop at nothing for candidates that defy every rational measure of being good for Americans – All Americans – instead of merely a small section of it.

Has some good come out of Bush/Cheney? Yes, absolutely. The past two presidential elections saw a larger turnout than at any other time in history. Jointly, more citizens became better-informed on facts about government and the way it is supposed to work. In 2008, this severely disabled the huge turnout advantage Republicans usually enjoy.

Bush/Cheney was also the first presidential administration to take place under a fully formed internet. There are, quite literally, hundreds of websites dedicated to politics now, many of which are fully independent brought into action by a army of citizen-journalists. There is little any president will ever be able to do that can escape the scrutiny of this corps.

Beyond a doubt, more learned scholars than I will write books by the score concerning The Bush Legacy. But let’s go back to my earlier claim; neither man is terribly worried about what’s to come on that score.

Is there any greater indictment then, than that cloak of apathy in which they have dressed themselves?

No.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006



REMEMBER KIDS...

KARMA IS A BITCH.

Monday, September 18, 2006


OK, this guy's an atheist not a Rethuglican Wingnut, but he's still wrong:



[side note: I believe that far more people in this country are atheist than will admit it, simply because it's such a hot-button issue. Even BEFORE 2001, telling someone casually that you don't believe in anything was to invite the scorn of all except the MOST open-minded. Nowadays? Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiittt....
I'm not an atheist--hell I'm a Jew who's been adopted non-wingnut Christianity, I've gone to the other side -- but it's no crime to admit that atheists have logic on their side. So Harris gets props for his willingess to wear the scarlet A in this day and age. ]


Head-in-the-Sand Liberals
Western civilization really is at risk from Muslim extremists.

SAM HARRIS is the author of "The End of Faith: Religion, Terror and the Future of Reason." His next book, "Letter to a Christian Nation," will be published this week by Knopf.

September 18, 2006

TWO YEARS AGO I published a book highly critical of religion, "The End of Faith." In it, I argued that the world's major religions are genuinely incompatible, inevitably cause conflict and now prevent the emergence of a viable, global civilization. In response, I have received many thousands of letters and e-mails from priests, journalists, scientists, politicians, soldiers, rabbis, actors, aid workers, students — from people young and old who occupy every point on the spectrum of belief and nonbelief.

This has offered me a special opportunity to see how people of all creeds and political persuasions react when religion is criticized. I am here to report that liberals and conservatives respond very differently to the notion that religion can be a direct cause of human conflict.

This difference does not bode well for the future of liberalism.

Perhaps I should establish my liberal bone fides at the outset. I'd like to see taxes raised on the wealthy, drugs decriminalized and homosexuals free to marry. I also think that the Bush administration deserves most of the criticism it has received in the last six years — especially with respect to its waging of the war in Iraq, its scuttling of science and its fiscal irresponsibility.

But my correspondence with liberals has convinced me that liberalism has grown dangerously out of touch with the realities of our world — specifically with what devout Muslims actually believe about the West, about paradise and about the ultimate ascendance of their faith.

On questions of national security, I am now as wary of my fellow liberals as I am of the religious demagogues on the Christian right.

This may seem like frank acquiescence to the charge that "liberals are soft on terrorism." It is, and they are.


Um, No. Maybe it seems like we are compared to the "NUKE EM" sentiment shared by the religious right -- most of whom aren't crazy about Jews, Sikhs, or Rosicrucians -- but you can't blame us just because we don't chew barbed wire instead of chewing gum.


A cult of death is forming in the Muslim world — for reasons that are perfectly explicable in terms of the Islamic doctrines of martyrdom and jihad. The truth is that we are not fighting a "war on terror." We are fighting a pestilential theology and a longing for paradise.


Really? ALL Muslims? Considering all the muslims currently living in the US and Europe then, shouldn't we be dead already??


This is not to say that we are at war with all Muslims.


Oh, Ok. Good to know that.

But we are absolutely at war with those who believe that death in defense of the faith is the highest possible good, that cartoonists should be killed for caricaturing the prophet and that any Muslim who loses his faith should be butchered for apostasy.

Unfortunately, such religious extremism is not as fringe a phenomenon as we might hope. Numerous studies have found that the most radicalized Muslims tend to have better-than-average educations and economic opportunities.

Given the degree to which religious ideas are still sheltered from criticism in every society, it is actually possible for a person to have the economic and intellectual resources to build a nuclear bomb — and to believe that he will get 72 virgins in paradise. And yet, despite abundant evidence to the contrary, liberals continue to imagine that Muslim terrorism springs from economic despair, lack of education and American militarism.


No we don't. Maybe we did in those absent-minded days right after 9/11, and while those facts still hold true for many muslims, including Palestinians.


At its most extreme, liberal denial has found expression in a growing subculture of conspiracy theorists who believe that the atrocities of 9/11 were orchestrated by our own government. A nationwide poll conducted by the Scripps Survey Research Center at Ohio University found that more than a third of Americans suspect that the federal government "assisted in the 9/11 terrorist attacks or took no action to stop them so the United States could go to war in the Middle East;" 16% believe that the twin towers collapsed not because fully-fueled passenger jets smashed into them but because agents of the Bush administration had secretly rigged them to explode.


A third of Americans? I find that a bit hard to believe. But let's be real here, Harris is comparing apples and oranges. Even if you do believe in a conspiracy, you'd have to be a full lunatic to believe there is no threat at all from certain Muslim factions.


Such an astonishing eruption of masochistic unreason could well mark the decline of liberalism, if not the decline of Western civilization. There are books, films and conferences organized around this phantasmagoria, and they offer an unusually clear view of the debilitating dogma that lurks at the heart of liberalism: Western power is utterly malevolent, while the powerless people of the Earth can be counted on to embrace reason and tolerance, if only given sufficient economic opportunities.

I don't know how many more engineers and architects need to blow themselves up, fly planes into buildings or saw the heads off of journalists before this fantasy will dissipate. The truth is that there is every reason to believe that a terrifying number of the world's Muslims now view all political and moral questions in terms of their affiliation with Islam. This leads them to rally to the cause of other Muslims no matter how sociopathic their behavior. This benighted religious solidarity may be the greatest problem facing civilization and yet it is regularly misconstrued, ignored or obfuscated by liberals.


Harris makes the mistake that the Wingnuts always do. Try to paint "liberalism" with this big, broad paintbrush as if we are some huge, monolithic, rigid ideology, when in fact it is exactly the opposite.

Harris might want to note that in New York, a city which, uh,was actually attacked on 9/11, they voted 3 years later, overwhelmingly, to kick Bush out of office in favor of John Kerry. Does Harris believe everyone in New York is a conspiracy theorist??


Given the mendacity and shocking incompetence of the Bush administration — especially its mishandling of the war in Iraq — liberals can find much to lament in the conservative approach to fighting the war on terror. Unfortunately, liberals hate the current administration with such fury that they regularly fail to acknowledge just how dangerous and depraved our enemies in the Muslim world are.


Again, he's just plain wrong
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Recent condemnations of the Bush administration's use of the phrase "Islamic fascism" are a case in point. There is no question that the phrase is imprecise — Islamists are not technically fascists, and the term ignores a variety of schisms that exist even among Islamists — but it is by no means an example of wartime propaganda, as has been repeatedly alleged by liberals.


Well, yes maybe some people went overboard, taking delight in throwing any jabs at Bush that they could find, but not EVERYBODY. Besides it was propaganda
of the time-honored political type.


In their analyses of U.S. and Israeli foreign policy, liberals can be relied on to overlook the most basic moral distinctions. For instance, they ignore the fact that Muslims intentionally murder noncombatants, while we and the Israelis (as a rule) seek to avoid doing so. Muslims routinely use human shields, and this accounts for much of the collateral damage we and the Israelis cause; the political discourse throughout much of the Muslim world, especially with respect to Jews, is explicitly and unabashedly genocidal.


We've seen people beheaded on video cameras. No one's disputing the violent nature of the terrorists. Nor does anyone doubt that many nations still advocate the destruction of Israel.


Given these distinctions, there is no question that the Israelis now hold the moral high ground in their conflict with Hamas and Hezbollah. And yet liberals in the United States and Europe often speak as though the truth were otherwise.


The consensus (as much as their can be here) is that there were no winners in the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict as far as the US is concerned. Hezbollah came out intact, and may have people clinging to them even more tightly, creating more terrorists and terrorist sympathizers; Israeli bombed all the wrong people, few of the right ones, and got few concessions. So both sides are viewed with the correct opprobation.


We are entering an age of unchecked nuclear proliferation and, it seems likely, nuclear terrorism. There is, therefore, no future in which aspiring martyrs will make good neighbors for us. Unless liberals realize that there are tens of millions of people in the Muslim world who are far scarier than Dick Cheney, they will be unable to protect civilization from its genuine enemies.

Increasingly, Americans will come to believe that the only people hard-headed enough to fight the religious lunatics of the Muslim world are the religious lunatics of the West. Indeed, it is telling that the people who speak with the greatest moral clarity about the current wars in the Middle East are members of the Christian right, whose infatuation with biblical prophecy is nearly as troubling as the ideology of our enemies. Religious dogmatism is now playing both sides of the board in a very dangerous game.


Here is Harris' problem: Despite being an atheist, he has been drinking the NeoCons Kool-Aid. He too mistakes caution for complacency; he mistakes wanting to fight a Smarter War on Terror with cowardice; He mistakes understanding the difference between good and evil with uncertainty.

He reminds me of nothing so much as the people who put Ozzy and Judas Priest on trial in the 80s claiming they put messages in their music to compel listeners to suicide. I mean, assuming you're right, considering that Priest and Ozzy sold millions of records, (this is pre-Napster, young-ins!) shouldn't their musical chicanery have resulted in oh, I don't know, at least a few thousand deaths?

Likewise, his claim about "Tens of Millions -- note not 10 million, but tens of millions? He's Barry Bonds swinging with a blindfold on. If there were even 1 million people in the country committed to doing ANYTHING -- believe me they would have been able to do it no problem.

Harris is dealing in generalities up the wazoo, taking his cue from O'Reilly and his ilk. We KNOW there's a War on Terror to be fought. We just want someone else fighting it. We don't want to spend untold billions invading countries with no definite plans or goals. We especially don't want to do that with countries that DON'T HARBOR TERRORISTS. As people far smarter than me have pointed out, Iraq was a secular country, and perhaps --perhaps-- was more hostile to terrorists than any other Arab nation. Al-Qaeda wasn't in Iraq before 2003. Now they are.



While liberals should be the ones pointing the way beyond this Iron Age madness, they are rendering themselves increasingly irrelevant. Being generally reasonable and tolerant of diversity, liberals should be especially sensitive to the dangers of religious literalism. But they aren't.

The same failure of liberalism is evident in Western Europe, where the dogma of multiculturalism has left a secular Europe very slow to address the looming problem of religious extremism among its immigrants. The people who speak most sensibly about the threat that Islam poses to Europe are actually fascists.


He has a point here. European nations like Sweden and Holland may very well have to make some cold choices regarding their immigration policies.


To say that this does not bode well for liberalism is an understatement: It does not bode well for the future of civilization


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Here we go: when WWIII breaks out it will be the fault of...who? LIBERALS!!

Mr. Harris, is dealing in some of the worst histronics and shows it's not exclusive to the wingnuts. First of all The vast majority of muslim immigrants to the US and Western Europe are coming for economic reasons and freedom from oppression. The problems that often spring up are not among the first generation of US/British muslims, but among the second and third generations. We have become pretty well educated and we realize this now, where we may not have before. Those who settled in London, Detroit, Paris, et al. did not come lobbing molotov cocktails and burning American flags in the streets. Their children have grown up, in many cases, not sure where they belong, dissaffected and alienated. They've got muslim families and friends, but live in a Western world. They often lash out, and the civil unrest that may pop up from time to time is a consequence of that.

Meanwhile those native born terrrorists are the result of, yes Harris, US/Israeli oppression, whether directly or indirectly and indoctrination by certain fanatical parents, teachers and Imams.

But the blatant stereotyping that Harris indulges in is hardly helpful to anyone, except the right. Under Harris' logic, all black people are crooks, can dance and play basketball and are aspiring rappers; all Orientals get good grades and know Karate; and all jews are rich doctors, lawyers and accountants. (Much to the chagrin of my parents, I'm exhibit A that this one ain't true)

Part of being a liberal is that, no, we don't deal in absolutes. Only Siths do that.
There are good people, there are bad ones. FDR's tactics during WWII punished the good along with any possible spies, if any. In that same way, Bush's tactics during this war are also indiscriminatory. We've freed dozens of people from jails after finding them innocent of participating in terrorist activities.

One thing that's missing from Harris' diatribe is any sense of what tactics towards terrorism he does suppport, and what oppositions that we liberals specifically hold that anger him. All he comes up with the tinfoil arguments of a few that believe 9/11 was a conspiracy. Doesn't he realize by citing that, (and making that his sole argument) that he makes himself sound as daffy as he believes the conspirasts to be?
Does he advocate a war against all Muslims? Who does he think is going to fight this war? Chimpy?

This guy is a real part of the problem and people like him need their theories knocked down whenever, wherever they should appear.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

This woman may be the next Governor from Alaska. Totally beholden to the oil companies. The Good Liberal in me says "She must be stopped." The bad boy in me, however, wonders "Wonder if she's married? And if so, is she (hopefully) leaving hubby there in the boondocks??

Saturday, August 19, 2006



Man, I didn't mean to be away this long. This blogging stuff is HARD! Crap, everyday I get a hundred new ideas of things to write about, and when I finally decide what to do, the day is almost over!!

Oh well, let's get to it.

Snakes on a plane.

Mother-FUCKING snakes on a Mother-FUCKING plane. As Robin Harris would say, Ain't that a Bitch??


You're on a flight that's already gone down the tubes because the Mutha-phuckin FBI has commandeered Mutha-Phuckin First Class. So the First Class passengers have to sit with the Mutha-Phuckin peasants from coach, and the people from coach have to put with the Mutha-Phuckin attitudes of the Mutha-Phuckin Bourgeosie.

And then, guess what? Halfway through the flight, right over the Mutha-Phuckin Pacific Ocean, MUTHAPHUCKIN SNAKES get out of the shipping crates they were in and invade the MUTHAPHUCKIN PLANE!!! I mean, you wanna talk about some bullshit??
And everyone was in Mutha-Phuckin Hawaii, so clothes are not a big deal. Nobody's wearin Mutha-Phuckin trenchcoats or Mutha-Phuckin Timberlands. Everybody's wearning thin-ass shirts and Mutha-Phuckin Flip Flops! It's a Mutha-Phuckin Snake Buffet!!!
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First of all, let me say this to all you who believe that it's no longer cool to talk about SOAP. This is a movie that was super-cool, red-hot cool between Mar and May of this year. Then, the inevitable fatigue set in -- after June SOAP was yesterday's news. Then, in July tons of shit started to go on sale on Cafe Press. Suddenly, it was cool again! Then, came August 1st and it was cold again. Sam Jackson was on the cover of Entertain Me Weakly. "Fuck that movie its gonna suck. "

But now, you see the movie IS cool again! It's RETRO cool. It's been a full SIX MONTHS since netizens first started talking about the film and all the hoofahrah, so the inevitable post-modern cool has settled in. SOAP may be old hat to the senior citizens in the room, but there are kids who weren't born six months ago, for whom Snakes on a Plane is brand new! So there you go. I defend my right to continue to talk about SOAP. So there.
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Snakes on a Plane is an unholy riot. It's easily one of the stupidest films you'll ever ever EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVEERRRRRRRRRR see. But damn do you get your $20 bucks worth. If the quality of a movie can be determined by the number of times you say "OH SHIT!!!" then SOAP is Citizen Mutha-Phuckin Kane. You will go "OH SHIT!!!" a number of times.

OK -- HERE COMES THE SPOILERS!!!!!

The film has (as of noon on Saturday) a rating of 62% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Now many of the critics are just Hating on SOAP: 1) because it's another popcorn movie, and not some art-house flick from Linklater or Almovadar and 2) because New Line didn't screen it for the Mutha-Phuckin critics. Now personally I feel that was a mistake, because although a good number of critics were going to pan it, and though the film had good awareness factor, it didn't have total saturation in the media marketplace. Several of my older co-workers didn't have a clue about it.
Any mention of the film was absent from the Washington Post on Friday.

Sixty Two percent is good but not great; a lot of the bickering from critics is like this:


It seems that nearly everyone who still goes to the movies (as opposed to those who just wait for things to show up on DVD) feels he or she has an ownership stake in "Snakes on a Plane." For months now, moviegoers have been tickled by both the absurdity of the title and its blunt descriptiveness, and we've had a ball trying to imagine what a movie called "Snaked on a Plane" might be like. Who needs marketing when the title of a movie alone is a parlor game of the imagination?
The expectation, I think, was that "Snakes on a Plane" would be a good bad movie, a picture that would free us from having to worry about quality and allow us to concentrate solely on dumb thrills and laughs. But it takes a degree of skill to make a good bad movie. And "Snakes on a Plane" never even allows itself to be truly dumb. The picture feels like a stunt, an exercise; it's winking and knowing every minute. This is a self-parody of a concept that's essentially beyond parody, a joke we're all in on to the point where it really doesn't matter whether we've seen the movie at all.


This guys’ just wrong. Granted. Yes there is some winking: (Juliana Marguiles’ character says:”I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but does anyone here have any experience flying a plane?”), but overall it's NOT a comedy or spoof or camp. It's played straight and that's part of its charm. So essentially, according to this guy, the film fails because it failed on HIS terms, not the filmakers'. And yet, "web geeks" are in the wrong for interjecting what THEY wanted in the film.


But Cinema Blend gets it right:
There is only one man who could possibly confront such an odd disaster as Snakes on a Plane: Samuel L. Jackson. Somehow, Jackson’s presence removes the ridiculousness of the situation. Maybe it’s because he delivers his lines with such serious devotion to making this situation real. Maybe it’s because Jackson is the everyman, an actor who brings something to the table that everyone can relate to. Probably, however, it’s because we want to watch Jackson trash some snake ass, which he does, from the moment he first encounters the slithery reptiles until the very end. You can’t help but hoot and cheer as Jackson dispatches the snakes with various weapons, leading up to his signature line which has a good chance of having the audience yell out with him. After all, they’re the ones who inspired it.

What makes the movie work is that Snakes on a Plane is fully aware of how silly its situation is, but it doesn’t try to take a tongue-in-cheek approach. It makes no apologies, but doesn’t make fun of itself either. The movie is played straight, completely formulaic as an action flick without actually making fun of the action genre.


Jackson = Gregory Peck in The Omen. You’ve got a patently ridiculous situation, and you need someone to uplift the material to the point where the audience can buy into it. That’s Jackson. (although let’s be honest – 12 years later and he’s STILL riding on the afterburners of Pulp Fiction. Not sure if that’s something to be proud of or not.

Meanwhile from the "Stick-Up-My-Ass" portion of the pack:

Cheap thrills have rarely been this boring.
But go see it if you've convinced yourself that you must. Help pad Mr. Jackson's bank account. Reaffirm the studios' assumption that marketing is more important than creativity. Then come up with some funny titles for the sequel.
And if that doesn't sound fun, you could always go see a real movie.


and same goes for Peter Travers from ROLLING STONE:

And so after all the Internet hype about those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane, the flick itself is a murky stew of shock effects repeated so often that the suspense quickly droops along with you eyelids. It's not so bad that it's good. It's so bland that it's boring. Not even worth a hissss.


If these guys really think SOAP was “boring” then they’re just burned the fuck out.
Look there’s a chronal – displacement element that can’t but take place in movies. So many major critics are white guys in their 40s and 50s and have seen 10,000 movies. At that point you’re probably like a porn stud about to do his 20,000th scene. You can DO it, sure, but you’re not turned on anymore. The chick you’re about to do could be hotter than Kiera Knightley, Beyonce and Giselle combined, but all you really wanna do is wrap it up and get back to your PS2.


Hey, I’ve seen the best of the genre that SOAP is in. I’ve seen the best horror flicks (Exorcist, The Omen, Carrie), I’ve seen the best disaster flicks (Airport, Airport ’77, Poseidon Adventure, and the grandaddy of ‘em all, The Towering Inferno), and I’ve seen all the cheesy Jaws knockoffs that came out circa 1977 – 1979 (Orca, Tentacles, Piranhas, Day of the Animals, Ants!, etc, etc, etc)

But yet, somehow, I allowed myself to inhabit the film, or conversely, allowed the film to have its way with me. I surrendered, and the film didn’t reject me. Travers’ and other critics are just being too caught up in the META-factor and worse, they go into the film with their minds already made up.

A lot of people have been questioning Roger Ebert’s sanity over the last few years: (GARFIELD????) but at least he’s not forgetting what movies are supposed to be about and that everybody hasn’t seen 20,000 flicks like he has. (Of course, he also understands that being on TV he can't be a film curmudgeon and call everything that's mass-market "a steaming pile of penguin crap". )

Maybe its because Ebert still finds the time to go see films with a real audience. Y'see most critics get the special screenings where they're in a near empty theator with only other critics or theater owners or studio pollsters doing their research before opening night. Critics, like many writers, live in an unbelievably insular world.


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But there’s another undercurrent running through most of the reviews of SOAP:
That of the snobbery of movie critics. Here’s Travers again:

Snakes on a Plane, SoaP to the Internet faithful, is a movie of the people, by the people and for the people. Or so New Line, the studio releasing it, would have you believe. Once Web geeks heard that irresistible title, they began creating their own posters and dialogue and sending in their ideas. New Line, sensing a new golden goose, listened and obeyed. Instead of making the safe, cheesy PG-13 crowd-pleaser they intended to call Pacific Air Flight 121, they made the safe, cheesy, R-rated horrorthon you see today.


So in other words, “web geeks” are what’s responsible for forcing this film onto him, and without it he could have just as easily ignored it. How DARE these internet surfin’ slackers – failed film students one and all -- begin to think they could actually determine the kind of film they want to see. How DARE they??

It can’t help but remind one of the current debate currently shading the Connecticut primary. Democratic strategists were shocked and appalled. How DARE the people of Connecticut vote for the guy they wanted? How DARE they!!!!

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There is legitimate criticism, though, from efilmcritic:


John Heffernan & Sebastian Gutierrez’s script take a long time to establish each and every one of these people; complete with quirks or clichéd one-dimensions and then throws their potential cooperation or deterrence out faster than a snake strike. Why introduce the rapper’s Howard Hughes complex for touching if he’s not going to be thrust into a position where contact could save his life or, God forbid, another? Instead, he nonchalantly shakes someone’s hand without hesitation as some sign of progress. The eyewitness is so anonymous he could have starred in Supercross. Could the dog be used to retrieve something the humans are too fearful or too big to venture into? What about the kids? Have they learned nothing from their [Marine] father to become a few good men? [Original director] Ronny Yu would have found something creative to do with the kickboxer instead of giving white women piggybacks. Only the guy with video game training gets to show off his skills in an even more hamfisted bit of misdirection than introducing the film’s only Irwin-esque set piece, which is more like the deleted bit of Jackson’s demise from Jurassic Park.



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That IS somewhat valid. The film does spend a lot of time on setup only to treat many of the passengers as mere empty vessels. Marguiles’ character is going to law school; the two kids have a Marine officer for a dad, the honeymooner is a Monk-like paranoid who’s freaking out before he even gets on the plane, the totally obnoxious guy from first class is a doctor…none of things things comes into play during the course of the film.


But to sum up: let me quote The Toronto Star:

"In short, Snakes on a Plane delivers exactly what it promised and then some. And how often can you say that about a movie these days?"

and what the hell…let’s give some love to Satan’s Paper the New York Post

If loving "S.O.A.P." is wrong, I don't want to be right.


Amen to that, brother.



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Friday, August 11, 2006


I'm a reasonable guy, I really am.

But with the news today that there was yet another terrorism plot was in the works in England. The problem is Liberals just don't take this stuff seriously enough. In fact, the Repubs don't take it seriously enough either. That's why I'm quitting DKOS and from this day forth, this site explore my new political ideology and paradigms.





(cue the title track to Judas Priest seminal 1982 lp, Screaming for Vengeance! BA-DOOM!!!)

NUKE EM!!!!!!

NUKE THE BASTARD SUMBITCH TERRORISTS!!!

JUST NUKE EM ALL!!!!!!!

I mean shit! There's terrorists out there people! TERRORISM! SHIT-GODDAMN! I never would have known. Next thing you know there'll be CRIME in the streets! People robbing homes,
stealing cars, dealing drugs, and taping football games WITHOUT the express written permission of the NFL!

And there's all SORTS of other threats that people are NOT TAKING SERIOUSLY! Just the other day, I was out taking a walk and there I am standing on the curb, and a guy driving a car i.e., 3-TON KILLING MACHINE (ostensibly used for "transportation") drove not 10-INCHES away from me! 10 INCHES. I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!

People, there are threats like this ALL OVER and they need to be dealt with. Bush, I now realize, is a great man, who's got rotten luck. He's trying. He's been trying to deal with the threats to this great country but it's people like the ones at DailyKos who are gumming up the works. Therefore, my new website COMMONSENSANITY will be a forum to cut through the bull and illustrate what needs to be done in this country.

What needs to be done?

NUKE EM!!!

I mean, we've got the nukes right?? Hell YES we got em. So let's USE Em!!! It's the only way we're going to get these terrorist sumbitches under control!! Just Nuke em!!
It's so simple a three year old coulda thought of it!!

Wherever the terrorists are, let's NUKE EM!
You drop a nuke, clear out a good size area and you're DONE! Nothing to do but prop up the Stars and Stripes and put up a Starbucks!! Surely you libs can get with that!

Nukes are great instruments. They get a bad rap sometimes, but these are forces for good! We nuked Japan remember, right? Have you heard a thing out of those guys since then?
I mean, other than, "Oh Shit! Godzirra!"
No you haven't.
And there's a reason why kids, NUKES WORK.
There's not a problem in the world they can't solve and we gots lots a problems that need solvin'.

Iraq? We got ridda Saddam, but are they grateful? Hell No.
NUKE EM!

Iran? Crazy, power-mad, sumbitch in charge. Can't have that.
NUKE EM!

Syria? Terrorist Haven #1!!!
NUKE EM!

North Korea? That pint size, Mr. Magoo-lookin' sumbitch thinks we're gonna dance to his tune? BULLSHIT!
NUKE EM!

See how easy this all is?
A few well placed nukes and things will be just the way we want them. This'll send a message to all the other countries that might be thinking of fuckin' with us, and it'll have Western Union beat cold. If we're gonna be the world's policeman (and it looks we're gonna be) than I vote we be the Los Angeles Police. Beat some sense into the punks and *>>poof<<* crime problem SOLVED.

Of course if there are holdouts, we'll take them on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride too:

Pakistan? These guys they just caught were MOSTLY Pakistan!
NUKE EM!

Great Britain? They were all caught IN ENGLAND. Clearly, Great Britain, (or "Good Britain" as I like to call it, let's be honest here) is a terrorist haven! And their food stinks. No great loss here.
NUKE EM!

Mexico? No more immigrant problems!
NUKE EM!

Columbia? Say goodbye to the cocaine problem!
NUKE EM!

Saudi Arabia? Isn't Osama from there?
NUKE EM!

Germany? Let's see they started WWI, then they started WWII...am I the only one who notices a pattern here?
NUKE EM!

Madagascar? Not really full of wacky, odd animiated creatures. Real inhabitants? Probably TERRORISTS!!
NUKE EM!!

China? 1.3BILLION people, let's do the math. Even if only 2% of the are terrorists that's still...well, it's a lot!!
NUKE EM!!

India? They're taking our jobs!
NUKE EM!!

Argentina? One word. Evita. Worst. Musical. EVER.
NUKE EM!!!

Vietnam?? I know..that war's over...or IS IT???? One way to be sure...
NUKE EM!!

Russia? I don't trust that stomach-kissin' bastard!
NUKE EM!!

Canada? Too quiet up there! What the HELL are they planning!?!?
NUKE EM!!

Italy? A long, long, long, history of loving criminals and terrorists.
NUKE EM!!!

South Korea? If we're gonna take out the North, might as well have a matching pair!
NUKE EM!!

Finland?? One word. Bjork.
NUKE EM!!!

Monaco? Decadent royal family.
NUKE EM!!!

Greenland? Cold, isolated, and uninhabited. Perfect terrorist haven.
NUKE EM!!!

(cue downtempo NIN track)

After we've gotten the rest of the world in line -- well, whoever's left -- it's time to tackle the domestic agenda. That's right, I'm not some one-dimensional nutjob; I recognize that there are plenty of homegrown problems that need taking care of right here in the good ol' US of A.

Thankfully, most of these can be handled with...you guessed it..

NUKES!!

(cue John Williams score, but nothing from the overly guache Star Wars films)

Let's take Heart Disease? It killed 660,000 people last year. That's a lot of people!
NUKE IT!!!

Cancer? 550,000 dead.
NUKE IT!!!

Stroke? 158,000.
NUKE IT!!!

Obesity? 400,000. (although some might call this thinning the herd -literally)but still, even though they're FAT Americans, they're still AMERICANS, and they must be protected!
NUKE IT!!!

Cigarettes?? Over 450,000 people a year die from cigarette-related illnesses. And where do they grow this stuff? North Carolina and Virginia. So I have a modest proposal...
NUKE NORTH CAROLINA AND VIRGINA!!!!*

Remember what I was saying about that...that..CAR that nearly ran me over? 42,000 people --Americans -- were KILLED by those fuckers. And I almost became 42,001. This shit has got to stop. I did some reading and I discovered something. They're coming from Detroit. That's right every last car in this country comes right from there, the city that leads the nations in HOMICIDES. Coincidence. Yeah right.
NUKE DETROIT!!!

Another leading cause of death in this county?? Poisoning. Poisoning?! Yes, poisoning! 14,500 DEAD AMERICANS.
And where does poison come from? Snakes! So at the risk of sounding like a broken record...
NUKE THE SNAKES!!!

Another 14,000 people died from falling down. Yes, that's right, falling down. Your average Liberal would probably want some sort of "study" with "empirical data" and all that shit. While the average Republican would say lets start a Depart of Learn How To Stand Up Goddammit. Me? I say America - Love it or Leave it! So therefore, our mission is clear...
NUKE GRAVITY!!!

West Nile Virus? 285 deaths is 285 TOO MANY.
NUKE THE MOSQUITOES!!!!

Drowning? Over 3,000 Americans, DEAD!
NUKE WATER!!!

Heatstroke?? 300 dead! A relatively minor number you say? Maybe if you're a scum-sucking communist!
NUKE THE SUN!!!!

(cue the Star Spangled Banner)

I don't think I'm overreacting here. I simply refuse -- REFUSE -- to continue to live in a country where AMERICANS -- good, honest, decent, hard-working, salt-of-the-Earth, bible-toting, flag-waving, Apple-pie chomping, baseball-playing AMERICANS -- have to live in fear of dying!

If we're gonna let people just fucking fall over dead every day I mean, shit, the terrorists have already won. The government needs to be on top of every single tornado, lightning strike, pit bull attack, and potential Grand Funk Railroad reunion.

In case you're wondering, yes, I blame Clinton for 9/11. I also blame Clinton. I blame the first Bush too. And Reagan. And Ford. And Carter.And Nixon. Basically, every president up to Garfield is to blame. I'll cut his six-months-in-office-slacker-ass a break.

But hey, it's not about assessing blame. I don't want to live in a country where I'm at risk of a terrorist
attack. Or a Bird Flu attack. Or a Big Mac Attack. I don't want be at risk of living with risk. Risk is just to risky to deal with.

So to all of you here who may be similarly sobered up by yesterday's events, I say, "join me."